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STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Goddamn typos!


FACEPALM -


TAGS: diving board pool
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Bull

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:27 pm
OUCH! Painful to look at, but hilarious at the same time!
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
BUHAHAHAHA!!


FRIENDS - Who needs them when you have a picture of Boba Fett fighting Deadpool


TAGS: battle boba fett deadpool
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by mattb

Jericho - August 14, 2009, 12:02 pm
Hell Yea, Son.
TigerKid - March 17, 2009, 10:45 pm
LOL


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm
Qmao


YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...


TAGS: pug yoda pooped in shoes
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

tatespa - February 28, 2012, 2:35 pm
Oh man I love that!!!!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:55 am
(carebear BANNED)


REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.


TAGS: redneck pool truck
Rating: 4.33/5

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TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:58 am
polythelia not n!pples, I know now the latter is a bad word.lol
TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:56 am
I like them for their 3rd nipples.. they are great!
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:33 am
You don't have to like rednecks but, you've got to admire their ingenuity!


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

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Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and assault rifle from halo


UNFAPABLE -




PEANUTS - Explained And Eaten By Deadpool


TAGS: deadpool peanuts
Rating: 3.38/5

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aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:14 pm
0/5 for the title and caption 5/5 for the comic
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am
Ugh.


YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...


TAGS: poor dad buy christmas tree
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:28 am
"Paw... Why the tree smell like I'scream, soap 'n gas-a-lean?" "Shuddup! or Sandy-claws won't bring you nuthin'!"
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:35 pm
Well, at least it's straight priorities... which are you gonna buy if you can only get one? The Christmas tree to impress the neighbors, or presents for your kids?
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 7:34 pm
This FUCKING rues, it beats the charlie brown X-MAS tree for bah-humbug


HONESTLY - How Can You ?


TAGS: poo honest honestly eat cartoon poop love
Rating: 3.94/5

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elixiri - August 2, 2011, 12:13 pm
This is the very first motifake I read a few months back and start camping here for a while now.


IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:06 am
Well it seems that the time based repeat vote locking algorithm is somewhat less than eight months - so 5L again!
Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm
lol


C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"


TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

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Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker


COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.


TAGS: communism equal poor lies
Rating: 4.47/5

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Shadows81 - May 14, 2012, 8:09 pm
Yes I did.
Budog - April 23, 2012, 12:27 am
The Soviet Union was an adulteration of the original concept of Communism, just as China and North Korea are today. They are actually fascist dictatorships... Still 5L
Derek - April 22, 2012, 7:40 pm
You've not read Animal Farm, Shadows?
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:18 pm
5L for the truth factor


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


THERE IS NO SPOON - I'm pretty sure it's a spoon.




KARMA - There will be days where your the pigeon and days where your the statue. When you feel like the statue, remember the day you were the pigeon. It probably has something to do with it.




DEADPOOL'S LOGIC - It Makes Sense... ... If You Don't Think About It... ... Or Argue It.




DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)




NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by WTFO

garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be hot!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 6, 2013, 7:06 pm
Agreed. There is a sign on one of the gates at my work that says "Caution, Heavy truck traffic" It's a road FFS! There's no sign on the other gate though...so far, no one has been run over at either.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: rich poor perspective
Rating: 4.66/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 9:44 am
And that's when dad disowned his son.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:20 pm
Amsome Airman! 5L
Bakstabr - July 17, 2010, 12:35 am
Godd*mn u airman on another AMSOME poster. I love seeing a poster i have to scroll down with ure name on it because they have done nothing but make me feel better everytime i read em.
rerun - July 16, 2010, 9:03 pm

Another example of kids teaching adults a thing or two


FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO - He's small and brown, and comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns




REVENGE -


TAGS: statue pigeon poop hammer time
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by spacedog

twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO, take that you shitting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm
lol...amsome


Brain Enema -


TAGS: brain enema poopy ideas
Rating: 4.88/5

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BobbEdwards - August 29, 2013, 8:27 am
SFB is terminal, but Dr. Bobb's diagnosis is that you don't have it. In fact you gave him another poster idea (just submitted). Thanks!
Greeny - August 28, 2013, 9:05 pm
LOL
MissPriss - August 28, 2013, 6:37 pm
5LOL...would it help with my SFB Syndrome (shit for brains)?


I'M SO BROKE - I have to fart in the damn thing just to have a...cent.


TAGS: wallet poor broke
Rating: 4.41/5

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SHOPLIFTING - Its a pain in the ass


TAGS: but rape random funny poop
Rating: 4.39/5

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Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:42 am
LMAO 5'Ls


HERE'S A SPOON - So You Can Eat My Ass


TAGS: spoon ass
Rating: 1.95/5

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lolwtfbbq - March 17, 2009, 12:41 pm
Dumbass thats a Fork
barockeva - January 9, 2009, 12:41 am
There is no spoon.


WHAT WILL THEY WANT NEXT -


TAGS: healthcare poor
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 7:10 pm
Americaine Marie Antoinette
Haarakkon - May 11, 2014, 3:06 am
I can't believe I missed this one. Flawless.
maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:17 am
Doggy Dog!
Reality Lord - February 10, 2012, 8:15 pm

lol5
gas - February 10, 2012, 7:33 pm
I love that sixties-woman-having-cofee posters #140349
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 5:13 pm
nice twi5t, very nice just another great air show
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:10 pm
OK now we're back c55king. enough of the cheesy stuff already. Go get a room at MotiTwist. This is g5555d ! :)
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:06 pm
Lol!! That's so mean!


I SHALL FLING MY POO -


TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm

In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Before any of you go there...that's not me!


POOR PEOPLE - "Have been voting Democrat for 50 years..And their still poor." (Charles Barkley)


TAGS: poor democrat vote acorn usa obama
Rating: 3.24/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:33 pm
You're right... it does suck.
fred - March 12, 2010, 7:28 pm
This poster sucks! ... Wait a minute, it looks strangely familiar... Doh!
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:31 pm

this the only poster ever generated by fred. Leaves a lot of room for him to be overly critical of other posters and people who comment on them. If by chance this is a different fred, I, well I think only 1 fred can register so I stand by original word
knowitall - October 30, 2009, 3:26 pm
lol charles barkley wouldn't know the diff between their and they're
Jmac0585 - October 29, 2009, 6:46 pm
Depends on whether he spent the day golfing with Michael Jordan, or just got back from Vegas.
Derek - October 29, 2009, 5:54 pm
...and what about Charles Barkley himself?


CLOWNS - Apparently Deadpool is like everyone else who saw IT in 1990...




ANNOYING - Clearly Deadpool is About To Learn A Lesson


TAGS: star wars deadpool han solo
Rating: 4.07/5

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Redking - May 10, 2012, 5:55 pm
Don't worry Deadpool, no way Lucas will let Han shoot first.
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:39 pm
(carebear BANNED)


IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...


TAGS: crappy jobs suck elephant poop
Rating: 3.94/5

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Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
I'll second that
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 3:09 pm
I'm going to say that it greatly depends on the job. I would rather be doing THAT than working in customer service :-D


DEADPOOL - Not the most PC perso...but... BBBAAAWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Black cock....get it?




DON'T SCARE ME - I poop very easily


TAGS: dog cat scare poop
Rating: 4.63/5

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THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).


TAGS: vader star wars economy poor broke
Rating: 3.44/5

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zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:20 am
Kill him!! He misspelled death star!!


SAFETY FIRST! -


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.


SHORYUKEN! - Better than a back-hand.


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 3.09/5

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TigerKid - January 29, 2009, 12:09 am
Nice! Perfect guy to play him. Can't wait
d6melee - January 28, 2009, 11:05 pm
i think he is in the wolverine movie, and he might be played by ryan reynolds.
TigerKid - January 5, 2009, 9:25 pm
I hope he's in that Wolverine movie
J.P. - January 5, 2009, 3:38 am
gotta love deadpool


OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.


TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.17/5

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Kel - August 27, 2008, 11:55 am
Pigeons cant shit when they are in the air.. :)


29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football


TAGS: heysel stadium disaster 29 may 1985 liverpool juventus rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

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Football - June 26, 2009, 4:19 am
... because it's FOOTBALL!


LIFE IS -


TAGS: wise fool rich poor
Rating: 4.4/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 5, 2011, 7:11 am
Cool pic.


BEHOLD! SHARK POOP! - Errrr... Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: osama shark poop
Rating: 4.38/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:28 am
Friggen-A
Airman - May 3, 2011, 12:25 pm
it's a joke.. not an entry in the Encylcopaedia Brittanica. Christ
epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:19 pm
Whale sharks feed on algae not detritus.
Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 11:39 pm
I may be mistaken, but that looks like a non-carnivorous whale shark
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 6:54 pm

anonymous....1L.....JOKING JUST JOKING BOSSMAN.
Airman - May 2, 2011, 6:15 pm
LOL


DEADPOOL - He Knows He's A Motifake




BY GOLLY -


TAGS: grammar nazi flinging poop
Rating: 4.74/5

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Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:19 am
I LOLd...alot
voodoo3535 - April 6, 2011, 6:20 pm
Reverend!


STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -


TAGS: darwin awards pool stupid guys
Rating: 4.08/5

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forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987


POOL - Predator: "Shouldn't you be at the hive with the family?" Alien: "No way. Queen's going through one of her cycles again."




. -


TAGS: reese witherspoon
Rating: 3.82/5

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Mr. Shiny - February 21, 2010, 6:44 am
Oh man, too good.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:50 am
Very funny pic.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:49 am
Brisco County Jr FTW!
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
LOL
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
Waaaaiiiiit fooooooor iiiiiit....
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
Yeeeeeeah.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:23 pm
Wait for it...
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:22 pm
The baddest mo fo low down?
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:22 pm
Wait... Sho'nuff? 5Ls for Sho'nuff. R.I.P.


COCAINE - 3 Lines Max Except for the fourth And Fifth...What?...It's just a short one.


TAGS: anyone got a spoon
Rating: 2.96/5

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Zed - October 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
It's a talent.
Nik - October 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
Yes Zed...I know. But once again you're condescending manner shines on...I'm just sayin.
Zed - October 13, 2009, 10:20 pm
Didn't say that, just thought it was obvious enough it didn't need my grasp of the obvious applied. You know, "HEY, the sky is really BLUE on a nice sunny day..."
Nik - October 13, 2009, 8:55 pm
Just because nobody gets it doesn't mean it's not good. Probably just means they're idiots. With exception to Zed of course, who apparantly got it, but is just too GOOD to make a comment.
Zed - October 12, 2009, 10:40 am
I got it, I just thought it was too obvious to comment upon.
Zed - October 12, 2009, 10:40 am
What, Motifake is your drug of choice?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 5:11 am
Thanks Aggy....But you didn't have to.....this is my worst poster ever.....no one got it.*sigh*
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 3:12 am
5L
Eugene - August 22, 2009, 1:21 am
Visa: making a coke head's life that much easier!
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
Sometimes it just doesn't work my friend...I have about 20 or so like it. But they always made sense to me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 12:35 pm
I was trying to make a subtle (perhaps too subtle)comparison between Motifakers and substance abusers. "3 lines max".....Maybe I should have waited until I wasn't so fucked up.


MEDIUM RARE -


TAGS: exotic animals calendar vegetarian poop
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - May 11, 2012, 8:08 am
A good morning LOL is always, well, good. You never fail Mr Green.


KILLING YOU WAS NOT ENOUGH - Now Deadpool will play games with your head.


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:20 am
If I have to look at one more Deadpool motifake I'm gonna kill someone.


I WISH HAVING GAS WAS MY PROBLEM. -


TAGS: gas poor coldinjected america
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:42 pm
Nice.


COOLING OFF EH -




FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half ass this one but that still puts me half an ass ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


METAL DUMP - Can cause brutal shredding of the chili ring.


TAGS: metal poop
Rating: 2.86/5

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NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:22 am
Bet he really wails on that thing when he lets it out!


THE SMALLEST THINGS -


TAGS: pooh baby life heart
Rating: 4.89/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:01 pm
So cute...


STEALTH HOUND -


TAGS: eat poop hide
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - March 3, 2012, 1:16 pm
I think someone cut/pasted the rug into the main body of that pooch. Just my opine
schizopasd - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
which hound? i don't see hound.hehe thank you :)
j76harris - March 3, 2012, 11:02 am
Just out of curiosity, what am i looking at here? Is this photoshopped, or is the dog really the same color as the rug?
GaryO - March 2, 2012, 8:26 pm
Actually, the Roadrunner cartoonists were a great innovative crew. The little puff of smoke (little to no sound) when Wiley hit bottom was a total accident, but they played it and laughed their asses off.
gas - March 2, 2012, 8:10 pm
lol, I actually read that with the same voice as in the cartoon
GaryO - March 2, 2012, 8:05 pm
Yeah, been too long. vae , plures tristis dies
GaryO - March 2, 2012, 8:00 pm
bonus coniecto , tamen non mihi
carebear - March 2, 2012, 7:56 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
So YOU'RE the one who did Road Runner's 'Latin' genus names ;)


GOOD LORD -


TAGS: bird poop
Rating: 4.77/5

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Greeny - August 16, 2012, 7:03 pm
5 Sham Wows, and a whole lotta elbow grease...
rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:55 pm

I don't care if he lived....I want to know what it is. 5 droppings


HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive




Sometimes -


TAGS: spooky choices
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 21, 2014, 2:20 am
That's my driveway!
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 11:15 am
Well now, that bleak dreary foreboding road just got creepier
Sho - October 20, 2014, 9:30 am
Looks like the road I have to walk through when I'm going home at night


FUPA SEASON OPENING DAY - I heard the SALMON werebiting over here! But it looks like I'm going whaling instead.


TAGS: fupa fat chick harpoon whalling spank bank
Rating: 3.25/5

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Derek - December 10, 2009, 5:16 am
You're going to feel like Jonah.


MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This


TAGS: giant poopy motifakes submitted lately
Rating: 4.27/5

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lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 5:26 pm

Remember~~what does not kill you makes you hate everybody!


RULE 63: CAPTAIN MORGAN -


TAGS: who woldnt want to flood her poopdeck with seamen if you catch my drift
Rating: 3.42/5

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DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 3:54 pm
full salute to the Captain


LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.




WE ALWAYS NEED AN INTERSECTION BETWEEN POOR AND RICH PEOPLE -


TAGS: poor rich average
Rating: 4.71/5

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Derek - January 2, 2012, 8:45 pm
If only it were the 99%


WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SMURFS - Thanks, Deadpool.


TAGS: smurf papa smurfs deadpool smurfette
Rating: 3.32/5

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GodsWorshipMe - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm
is it just me, or does Smurfette look like she's interested in Deadpool? Before she was set on fire, of course...
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
Hilarious pic, just work on the text a bit more and this could have been solid gold.


BOUNDARIES - This guy crossed them


TAGS: sick fuckin bastard poor dog hope its fake
Rating: 3.8/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2009, 10:38 am
One of my new favorites as well.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:35 am
This is great.
bOB cHIN - August 31, 2009, 9:10 pm
I dunno man, this opens up a lot more questions than I want to get into. Least of which is, why do you care so much about what the dog shits out?
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 4:43 pm
i hope it wasnt a suppository


IF I ONLY HAD OPPOSABLE THUMBS -




AT THAT MOMENT - Cartman relized he had found his dreamgirl.


TAGS: cheezy poofs
Rating: 3.24/5

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jeffhardy25 - June 6, 2011, 2:44 pm
They looked like carrots for a second
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:22 pm
=O she has mah cheesypoofs!
Dr. Rusak - January 28, 2010, 4:14 pm
The French might seem like that at first, but int the end they're still a bunch of p*ssys. 5L


BUKKAKE - pooh loves it


TAGS: pooh bukkake
Rating: 3.2/5

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Crazydad - May 14, 2009, 8:47 pm
Shouldn't that be "Poohkake"?


LIFE LESSONS - If self-praise is the only praise you get Then it’s likely that it’s coming from a poor judge of character




DEADPOOL - Pimp'n dem hoe's since '91




HE MEANS IT - When he says Pool's Closed.




GOOD AIM -


TAGS: because it is your poop
Rating: 4.69/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 26, 2011, 2:19 am
LOL CLA55IC!
Reality Lord - April 25, 2011, 2:37 pm

nie....lol!


EVER WONDER... -


TAGS: poodles dogs religious cult
Rating: 3.42/5

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Derek - November 29, 2009, 3:27 pm
No, but I've often wondered what baboons and poodles would think of each other.


PARTY OVER HERE! - FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


TAGS: fffuuuuu pool
Rating: 2.33/5

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agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 10:36 pm
I guess all you can do is hope, then.
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:18 pm
Is that a man or a woman... The body suggests a woman... but the face and emotion screams "I HAVE A PENIS!"
aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 5:52 pm
fap


CONTENTMENT -


TAGS: possesions use happy poor hammy
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - May 11, 2012, 7:44 pm
cheers
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 7:33 pm
Cheers to that. Mr Hammy
lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 6:03 pm

Wonderful, Hammy!~~


the hero's journey -


TAGS: poop
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:07 pm
Excellent, RL! Yes, your most heroic moments is about shoveling the stuff that's too smelly, gross, and scary for the rest of the world. Not fun, but gotta be done! 5L


LOVE HATE -


TAGS: hate love rich poor mariand
Rating: 4.95/5

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mariand - August 19, 2013, 11:32 am
I'm a man and I think this can happen to anyone, but there are much more chances to happen this to a wealthy old man...
nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 12:57 pm
Women find this disturbing but don't find it disturbing that fifty year old cougars (insert the word pedophile when you see the word Cougar) are f*cking ten year old boys.
nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 12:55 pm
I have never seen what is so wrong with an older man having a young woman for a wife. If he's a good provider and a nice person. Iif they're happy that's all that counts.
FatherTyme - March 21, 2012, 10:39 am
Heh heh, Mariand said "deep love". Exactly the kind of love she gets to avoid said poverty
mariand - March 8, 2012, 6:31 pm
WOW!!!... thanks Mr. A, I haven't noticed... this it brings us back on earth...lol
Airman - March 8, 2012, 5:54 pm
we hate him so much, we even di5regarded the missing 'e'
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:28 pm

I....HATE....HIM
Airman - March 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
LOOKS LEGIT TO ME
mariand - March 8, 2012, 4:43 pm
Well, I've had other options for this couple, but this picture is very expressive regarding their deep love...;o)
Rick69 - March 8, 2012, 4:18 pm
Epic lulz here. . . but still a morally disturbing picture. . . (heebee jeebies). . .


STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.




REMEMBER KIDDIES - Spooning leads to forking




GENDER DISCRIMINATION - Sometimes it makes sense.




MOMMMMMM! - Uncle Cubby's been in my toy chest again


TAGS: poor woody
Rating: 4.66/5

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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:57 pm
wow..lmao
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:59 pm

you know as well as I do that you did that with your dolls.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:52 pm
You just raped my childhood. RAPED IT.
pzykosiz - September 14, 2010, 8:12 pm
should i even ask where this pic came from?
suenero - September 14, 2010, 2:51 pm
DISTURBING HOT! 5L
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 1:40 pm

ahahahhhahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhaahhahahahahh....oh god.....can't breathe.....


CUBBY'S NEW BODYGUARD - Training hasn't been going all that well


TAGS: deadpool
Rating: 4.48/5

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PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:31 am
well is Ol' Wade bein paid? if not then there lies the issue.....


WHAT ARE YOU SAYING - That spoons really don't make airplane sounds


TAGS: spoons dont make airplane sounds
Rating: 4.42/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:05 am

drop this at moti-twist as well dude.


CARNIE BOB -




WELCOME - American Tourists!




UNREALISTIC - COME ON!!! everyone knows Boba Fett died in the Sarlacc pit...


TAGS: dead pool fett
Rating: 2.71/5

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buttersthegreat - March 8, 2011, 6:50 am
Actually Boba survives the Saarlac Pit, he actually kills it with his jet pack and rules of the Mandalorians wookiepedia it
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 8:29 pm
....except that it's a comic book, right?
Bakstabr - April 17, 2010, 8:26 pm
See heres how even geekier I am. Book series shows Boba survived Sarlacc pit cause armor saved him so it could actually happen
SerpentMaster - April 17, 2010, 2:22 am
i'm pretty sure jango fett wore blue
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 2:03 am
How do you know this wasn't Jango Fett? ( geez I feel like a geek )


HONEYDEW BUBBLE TEA - A very poor substitute.


TAGS: honeydew bubble tea poor substitute
Rating: 2.69/5

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cousinit - August 29, 2011, 10:44 pm
I LOL'd, You got me! That stuff is soooo addicting...


TRIUMPH - Triumph is just "TRY" with that extra "UMPH" in it... For me to poop on.




LDS BAPTISMAL BASIN - Man, them Mormons know how to have fun!




WE HAD A CLEAN POOL! - Never make deals with EVIL...


TAGS: i have altered the pool
Rating: 4.77/5

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Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
Yeah... I slow roast elephant garlic in olive oil over night so it spreads like warm butter... mmmmmmm
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 7:36 pm
mmmm, garlic roasted baby asparagus....
Chef - May 11, 2010, 7:34 pm
Main Course tonight is a 1 pound Mojo New York strip with chimichurri, a 40 count sea salt and cracked pepper rubbed Idaho baked potato and garlic roasted baby asparagus... wanna know the dessert?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 6:13 pm
well, chef, if you must know, after the 100 posters you feed us so far, we're waiting for the main course,
Chef - May 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
Oooooo... that was my 100th! Now what happens? Medications? Special canvas jacket?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 5:20 pm
The look on his face cracks me up!


WHITNEY HOUSTON - CANDLELIGHT VIGIL FOR WHITNEY HOUSTON


TAGS: celeb lighter spoon light dead
Rating: 4.57/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 24, 2012, 11:20 am
I agree, but what's the famous words again?? "Death of one person is a tragedy, death of millions is a statistic" but yes, this is funny XD lol
pzykosiz - February 20, 2012, 12:01 am
that's why it's soooo funny
caveman - February 19, 2012, 9:54 pm
Apart from this being hillarious, some of the comments on the facebook page are pretty good as well
tellitlikeitis - February 16, 2012, 3:09 pm
Unfortunately, once your name and face are known in Hollywood, you bascially set yourself up to be on displayed (in good lite or bad lite). Albeit, I think Whitney did start to clean up her act...I agree this is funny.
holymoly - February 16, 2012, 10:24 am
Best one I've seen so far. love it
Budog - February 16, 2012, 8:53 am
One person dies and millions cry, millions of children die from disease and starvation and nobody cries. WTF is wrong with this?
Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 8:35 am

sorry?..lolz...nothing is scared here. this IS funny. :)
Zetmonk - February 16, 2012, 5:19 am
I'm really sorry, but this is incredibly funny. I'll set aside a minute to feel bad about it.
Reality Lord - February 15, 2012, 11:13 pm

lolz...
JUTEBOX - February 15, 2012, 10:53 pm
give it up the lady has just died PLEASE


DIRTY LARRY OF ARABIA -




PARTY FAIL -


TAGS: car pool
Rating: 3.66/5

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RED HEAD WITCH - Not always that sexy... yeah, I probably still would...


TAGS: witchy poo
Rating: 2.36/5

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THE POOL - I went there as a kid I don't remember it being this creepy


TAGS: pool creepy rules wtf
Rating: 4.85/5

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Olaf - February 2, 2013, 7:09 am
It's not sharks. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
twill1962 - August 18, 2012, 10:41 pm
I'm not sure I want to talk to Mike.


CHAZ BONO - FROM FAT UGLY WOMAN TO FAT UGLY MAN THAT WAS A HELL OF JOURNEY BUDDY


TAGS: poor sonny is realing
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheGoat - September 5, 2011, 6:14 pm
On the before picture, her forehead looks like Bill CLinton while her chin looks like Hillary!
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am

truth hurts ....lolz


MCDONALDS - They Must Be Running Short Of Ingredients !




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